we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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