I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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