have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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