If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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