doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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