You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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