Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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