I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Where is the hickey?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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