your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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