It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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