He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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