Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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