He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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