I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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