Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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