Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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