I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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