Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think I died a long time ago.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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