you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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