So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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