I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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