Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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