This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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