She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
wow bdsm is so cute
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