Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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