Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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