He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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