Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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