last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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