He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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