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Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.

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(847): Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part. http://tfl.nu/ui2p

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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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(814): I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave. http://tfl.nu/ropw

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You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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alright see you in the morning.

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(801): You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house. (1-801): There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen. (801): alright see you in the morning. http://tfl.nu/gnes

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(352): View more from Florida

I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex

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(352): I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex http://tfl.nu/73ql

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(940): View more from Texas

we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.

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(940): we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts. http://tfl.nu/rlkg

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.

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(505): Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath. http://tfl.nu/rm8d

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(510): View more from California

Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting

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(510): Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting http://tfl.nu/1alo

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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!

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(515): I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! http://tfl.nu/9v3y

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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...

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(203): he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first... http://tfl.nu/kho5

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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.

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(201): This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag. http://tfl.nu/iwnq

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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.

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(714): A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now. http://tfl.nu/19el

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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.

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(281): Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out. http://tfl.nu/697e

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home

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(920): We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home http://tfl.nu/c2b2

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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.

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(513): I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old. http://tfl.nu/lqlu

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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.

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(334): As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream. http://tfl.nu/b74h

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