Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that

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(248): View more from Michigan

Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

dude i feel like shit

(413): View more from Massachusetts

well u did eat a lot of play-doh

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?

(609): View more from New Jersey

dont start drinking without me

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(727): View more from Florida

trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid

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(512): View more from Texas

that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.

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(714): View more from California

I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay

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(360): View more from Washington

can I cover your dick in cookie butter?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.

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