We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall