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  Need sex. Gaining weight.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

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  doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  We need to talk about our relationship.

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  I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.

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• (631): View more from New York

  OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus

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