Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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