Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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