I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just cut my nipple shaving
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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