I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
