No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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