it hurts more in the daytime
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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