PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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