If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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