soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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