talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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