Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
