it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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