your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
