just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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