It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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