**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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