South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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