just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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