Sponge bath it is.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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