Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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