I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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