hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
its not stalking. its research.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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