we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
