We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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