if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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