carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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