Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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